Hilariously 'Unadoptable' Chihuahua Goes Viral (Facebook Posts)

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    Carnivore - Hot Little Mongoose @HLMongoose ... This is the best thing I've read in awhile. Prancer came to me obese, wearing a cashmere sweater, with a bacon egg n cheese stuffed in his crate with him. I should have known in that moment Prancer only likes women. Nothing else. He hates men more than women do, which says a lot. If you have a husband don't bother applying, unless you this dog would be a problem. He was owned by an hate him. Prancer has lived with a man for 6 months and still has n
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    Font - Tyfanee Fortuna 3d • Ok, I've tried. I've tried for the last several months to post this dog for adoption and make him sound.palatable. The problem is, he's just not. There's not a very big market for neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dogs that look like gremlins. But I have to believe there's someone out there for Prancer, because I am tired and so is my family. Every day we live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home. If you own a C
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    Font - Prancer only likes women. Nothing else. He hates men more than women do, which says a lot. If you have a husband don't bother applying, unless you hate him. Prancer has lived with a man for 6 months and still has not accepted him. He bonds to a woman/women, and takes his job of protection seriously. He offers better protection than capitol security. This also extends to other animals. Have other dogs? Cats? Don't apply unless they like being shaken up like a ragdoll by a 13lb rage machine
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    Smile - We also mentioned no kids for Prancer. I think at this point, you can imagine why. He's never been in the presence of a child, but I can already imagine the demonic noises and shaking fury that would erupt from his body if he was. Prancer wants to be your only child.
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    Font - So what are his good traits? He is loyal beyond belief, although to tell you a secret his complex is really just a facade for his fear. If someone tried to kill you I can guarantee he would run away screeching. But as far as companionship, you will never be alone again. He likes to go for car rides, he is housebroken, he knows a few basic commands, he is quiet and non destructive when left alone at home, and even though we call him bologna face he is kind of cute to look at. He also "smil
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    Organism - Prancer is available through Second Chance Pet Adoption League. He is in New Jersey but can be adopted anywhere in the general tri state area. If you've always wanted your own haunted Victorian child in the body of a small dog that hates men and children, please email njwoof@cs.com. Oh, also he's only 2yrs old and will probably live to be 21 through pure spite, so take that into account if you're interested.
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    Organism - Second Chance Pet Adoption League 3d . Adoptable... well sort of... Prancer is competing with Ray for the title of our most terrible dog (sorry Prancer, I still think Ray wins! Prancer was not as scary 9) If you are a loner, have a sense of humor, and want a funny little one of a kind companion, please email us njwoof@cs.com. Please help us... please HELP!
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    Font - Note: Prancer is located in NJ and will only be placed locally within a few hours drive so that his adopter is able to come meet and make sure of a personality match, and we are able to assist with his transition if needed and make sure he comes back to us if things don't work out for any reason. We are looking to put him in the right situation for his specific behavioral needs to set him up for his success, safety, and happiness. We will not place him in a home with other dogs, cats, or
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